27/male androgyne (he/they)/a lumbering rootlike organism made of pantyhose stuffed into odd high heeled shoes
Name: Leggy Smamuel
Skill: Bareknuckle Boxing
Quote: pizza pizza
this is just like this book i used to have as a kid called like funny cats or something like that. it was just a bunch of pictures of ppls cats with funny profiles for them
bad cats it was called bad cats i think
The Sacred Texts.
cartoonscientistt asked:
I feel like we're mortal enemies just based on our blog names /j
I would invite you to become my nemesis but in practice having enemies is less sexy and more stressful than it sounds, so instead I offer you one (1) barrel of toxic waste candy and some espresso K-cups as a token of peace
remember when the catholic church tried to sell us testicle razors
every time a doctor asks me questions about my sexual activity I’m like “bold of you to assume I fuck”
